So, I was peeing on the carpet, right….

I’d been holdin’ it for hours. I really had to go, just woke up from a nap, you know how it is.

Anyway, so I was peeing on the carpet, and I was mid-stream, when all of a sudden, next thing I knew I was flyin’ out the front door. What the hell!? The humans are faster than I gave them credit for. It’s like they don’t want me to do that, or something.

Also, check out this picture that my human took of me. I’d been chewing on my rope and got tired and decided to take a little nap.