My Sincerest Apologies

Ok, wow. I’m really really really sorry I haven’t updated in forever! Man, it’s just rough. The humans were all sick, and then everyone was busy, there haven’t been any new photos taken, and wow… Time just flew by. I didn’t realize it had been so long.

Life with the humans has been great. Except for that one time I got <i>thrown</i> outside for peeing from one end of the house to the other and back …. and then peeing on the human’s feet. I really had to go! But it was cold, and I didn’t want to go outside, so a chase ensued and I just couldn’t hold it.

Other than that, though, I’ve left nothing at all on the carpet for the humans to complain about. Aside from that one morning, I’ve been a “good dog.”

I really like the ohter dog. We get along great, and she’s fun to chew on. You can only push her so far, though. Still, I like to gnaw on her elbows.

The humans ordered a fence collar for me today, so I, too, can roam the yard in relative freedom. I’m not sure exactly how it works yet, but I’m excited to get it and give it a try.

I destroyed my favorite chew toy the other night. It was fun, but at the same time, I was kind of sad when it was thrown in the garbage. I admit, I actually cried. I’m a big softie. Other than that, though, I’ve been great! I’ve had a bit of a cough, but it’s going away.