So the humans have been restricting my Internet access and not clipping my toenails.

Ok, I’m back! I’ve had a hard time getting on here to post lately, so please forgive the delays!

I’ve been a bit preoccupied with important things, like licking myself and making sure the humans don’t feed me poisoned dog food.

Seriously, though……….. I hate the kitchen floor. Have I mentioned that? The linoleum just creeps me the hell out. I can’t stand to have it under foot. My human tried to make me walk through the kitchen the other day to get to the bathroom…. No. NO way. I refuse.

So I got carried, and unceremoniously dumped onto the bathroom floor. I’ll admit it. I know it wasn’t a very many thing to do, but I plastered myself to that floor and I cried like a baby.

Then I was once again picked up and dumped into the bath tub. Ahh, that bath felt good. I love baths!

I’ve grown, too. I’m a lot taller than I used to be. I used to be about the same height as the other dog, but now she has no problems walking under me.

Here are a couple of new photos. Check out my new collar. I’m off to play tag with the short human!